what to do mak ?

on sunday night , watched kingdom of heaven before sleeping. The show was all about Orlando Bloom the blacksmith who then became Orlando Bloom the knight, Orlando Bloom the baron of Jerusalum and finally Orlando Bloom the defender of Jerusalum . Even during the advertisements there was more advertisements of Orlando bloom being upstaged by a car and losing a gal to a car . for those who haven watched this stupid and seriously retarded advertisement , click the link below . thats only 1 out of the 3 .


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyZK-vgGqO4





next as i went to sleep , i tossed and turned in bed from 1 am to 6 am with severe muscle aches in my arms and legs . 5 hours of hell la . When i woke up in the morning , i did a




in the moring . vomited out last night's dinner . was feeling super weak after that. Couldn't eat any food . dad sent me to school . went to school solely for spa . at morning assembly , saw li wei and he asked me why did i look so angry . Lol watch out people, the next time i get mad at you i may just merlion onto you;) wha throughout the entire 2 peroids , my stomach was aching so badly la . felt like a women in labour ,


but then again i might be exeragarating but when u are hurting real bad , u will surely come up with lame reason to make yourselfs feel better . so i throwed in the towel and went to the polyclinic. By chance Amanda was also sick . So we went to the polyclinic together .
Really very thankful she fell sick, OPPS i meant really very thankful for her being tere to accompany me to the docs , if not i would have just died on the way there la.
since the Q for registration was so long she suggested we go makan, since i had not eaten anything since morning . so i had a wonderful bowl of chicken porridge :D
when we returned there were no number flashing la . Being typical grumpy and annoyed sick people , we kept complaining to each other about how lousy the service was la ...... right till the first number they fashed was hers . WHAT ARE THE CHANCES MAN . so funny la , kept laughing to myself .
saw the doctor , she touched my stomach and only gave me medicine for diarrhoea . WTH so in short i went to the doc to get "molested" , paid money for medicine i already had at home and got MC. NICE ONE LA . SIBEI DULAN LA
but once again i have to extend a big thanks to amanda for bringing me to the doctor and accompanying me home . thanks good friend !!!


spent the rest of the afternoon sleeping and resting . i developed fever and vomitted out my dinner of maggie mee . felt really bad again . then i went to sleep. halfway through my sleep woke up and ...

no i didnt turn into a cat . But i was drenched in sweat . my whole shirt and hair was literally soaked in sweat. sweat was pouring out of my head la. super freaked out . rushed out of my room and my dad was equally shocked . had a super bad headache soon after. took a cold bathe and rested at the sofa before going to sleeping again in the aircon room . strangely enough , after my spongebob square pants act , all my muscle aches were gone . freaky .

today is tuesday and i didnt go to school again . haiz missing so many lessons . mak , what to do ?


ANYWAY , HAPPY 6TH MONTH ANNIVERSARY SHI WEN !!!!
there is no secret message here . haha
there is really no secret message here
trust me there is no secret message here
persistant aren't you ?

What did mak say?

the block test are finally over . and after looking at my crappy results , i am super determined to start studying for mid years .

SURE !!!! lets hope i stick to that and try to rmb WHAT MAK SAID . haha . Bet many people have been wondering WHAT MAK SAID . that awfully poor attempt of an msn nickname (that has been stuck at my display nick since the A lvl results were released) has taken the place of the fundementals of basic greetings. In simple english, this is what it means

BEFORE:


lionel ; ive got my veins all tangled close fly birds fly YEAHHH said:
yo ki lan ?

Jun Wei



AFTER:


Eg(1)


step by step said:
what did mak say?


Gulity person (1) - Kelwie Chang

Eg(2)


I'Mdulan Ming said:
what mak say?


Guilty person (2) - Ming


Eg(3)


I wanna ease your pain said:
what did mak say? who mak ?


Guilty person (3) - Nah Sing Ru


from the 3 examples we can conclude 2 things. Firstly having an almost retarded nickname can arouse alot of interest in people. so for people who are feeling bored or need some attention immediately , faster go put some retarded and out of this world nickname like - chilli padi or
I finally broke the 12 min barrier , chances are people will click on u and ask about ur nickname.
Secondly, moe english system has been quite consistent , all 3 guilty parties used semi- correct english . tsk tsk their GP tutors would be so sad.



hope the 3 peeps reading this post wont get mad at me for using them as examples. i now nah nah would most prolly be laughing abit now but thats just her . so people do say hi before asking me what did mak said.



and now on to the more important topic



WHAT MAK SAID is a proven formula by renown educational officer Mak Wai Keong who has been studying the education system of singapore for more then 10 years. Written in a typical Ten Years Series format and endorsed by MOE . The book talks about strategies for attaining almost straight As for the easily contented students as well as how to score Straight As for those perfectionist around , like those 209 Rjc students in this years A lvls. strategies include how to continue studying till 12 pm everynight after a tired day in school, 101 ways to maximise studying time in the toilet as well as how to study effectively while sleeping. for all those students who aim to score perfect scores in every MOE exam possible, go grab it fast . Out at all major book stores at a price of $20.99



Mak is currently working on his next book - Straight As for Army life as soon after he attends it



ok after bullshitting for 1 paragraph here is the real WHAT MAK SAID ( come on now i know 1 of you must have believed that paragraph of crap ;) Mak is my fb senior who just gave me some words of encouragement for my Alvls and what motivated him to score so well for his Alvls . and to forever rmb what he said( or at least till the end of Alvls la ) i ve put it on my msn nickname. How would i know those 4 words would cause the kaypo genes in my friends to awaken . haha