What did mak say?

the block test are finally over . and after looking at my crappy results , i am super determined to start studying for mid years .

SURE !!!! lets hope i stick to that and try to rmb WHAT MAK SAID . haha . Bet many people have been wondering WHAT MAK SAID . that awfully poor attempt of an msn nickname (that has been stuck at my display nick since the A lvl results were released) has taken the place of the fundementals of basic greetings. In simple english, this is what it means

BEFORE:


lionel ; ive got my veins all tangled close fly birds fly YEAHHH said:
yo ki lan ?

Jun Wei



AFTER:


Eg(1)


step by step said:
what did mak say?


Gulity person (1) - Kelwie Chang

Eg(2)


I'Mdulan Ming said:
what mak say?


Guilty person (2) - Ming


Eg(3)


I wanna ease your pain said:
what did mak say? who mak ?


Guilty person (3) - Nah Sing Ru


from the 3 examples we can conclude 2 things. Firstly having an almost retarded nickname can arouse alot of interest in people. so for people who are feeling bored or need some attention immediately , faster go put some retarded and out of this world nickname like - chilli padi or
I finally broke the 12 min barrier , chances are people will click on u and ask about ur nickname.
Secondly, moe english system has been quite consistent , all 3 guilty parties used semi- correct english . tsk tsk their GP tutors would be so sad.



hope the 3 peeps reading this post wont get mad at me for using them as examples. i now nah nah would most prolly be laughing abit now but thats just her . so people do say hi before asking me what did mak said.



and now on to the more important topic



WHAT MAK SAID is a proven formula by renown educational officer Mak Wai Keong who has been studying the education system of singapore for more then 10 years. Written in a typical Ten Years Series format and endorsed by MOE . The book talks about strategies for attaining almost straight As for the easily contented students as well as how to score Straight As for those perfectionist around , like those 209 Rjc students in this years A lvls. strategies include how to continue studying till 12 pm everynight after a tired day in school, 101 ways to maximise studying time in the toilet as well as how to study effectively while sleeping. for all those students who aim to score perfect scores in every MOE exam possible, go grab it fast . Out at all major book stores at a price of $20.99



Mak is currently working on his next book - Straight As for Army life as soon after he attends it



ok after bullshitting for 1 paragraph here is the real WHAT MAK SAID ( come on now i know 1 of you must have believed that paragraph of crap ;) Mak is my fb senior who just gave me some words of encouragement for my Alvls and what motivated him to score so well for his Alvls . and to forever rmb what he said( or at least till the end of Alvls la ) i ve put it on my msn nickname. How would i know those 4 words would cause the kaypo genes in my friends to awaken . haha