Oh man next week is my mid years and i have onli started stuyding chem , so gonna die man . but nvm i am happy that i enjoyed my holidys while they were here . So i predict when i get back my results , miss lai will be breathing now my neck , Mr chua will be wondering what in the world has happened to his sports scholar , and miss seah wondering , glendon's floorball skills got deprove since the absence of training or not ? Safe to say that my floorball skills wont deprove , but i definitely have booked my appointment at the annual 2007 Post Mid Year Examination Meet The Parents Session . haha .

Amidst the stressful environment , i bear good news , first , i don fell stressed at all , sad to say there are surely some crumbling under the self-imposed pressure of DIE DIE MUST DO WELL syndrome , second i ve found a really good joke that i hope will cheer u guys up :d here it goes

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. Theanswer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look atthe different religions that exist in the world today.Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then numbe rtwo must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting anymore souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting"Oh my God."


So if this ques comes out for our mid year chem paper , don't say you were not taught the answer :D

i finally understood why she didnt like me again , because , 好马不吃回头草 .
wonder how many of u will get it ?

had a rough week . had to wake up early every morning to go NUS for the bio attachment thing . did some interesting stuff , shall elaborate on them when i get the pics .

brought the J1 to vahall for their first court training on tues . The gals were there to . felt real happy to see that their interest in the game is still so high . Apologies to Winston , Xin Yun , Eng Liang and Jay . caused them to be late . sorry . Why cant the captain fetish person shut up during trainings ?

anyway i ve got a new blog song , its titled Cloud Smiles , by Nobuo Uematsu . Another of his great works , hope u people will love it . I am the mp3 if u wan it :D

should i return to the past and try to lengthen my story ?

seems like my post got screwed up , shall talk about my kl trip and ltc at 1 go .

day 1 of ltc

went for training before rushing down to school for ltc , my bag was quite big la , but so was everyones elses la . chatted with soon tat all the way to the camp site on the bus . when we reached , saw the new and improved campsite , was pretty impressed la , was so much diff compared to last time la , we slpet in bunks now . had water activities which were so dangerous la , hurt my self , so did many of my group mates , poor jeremy. wasted was so hoping to get into her group but didnt la .

day 2

had high elements , quite boring la , did most if it before la , but i was so looking forward to the challenge pole , waited 6 years for it , le , missed doing it twice in pri 5 , when i reached the top , i had no hesistation , except that my groin would hurt liek mad by the end of it , and i jumped , shit i didnt manage to hold on , felt so bitter . haha guess its another 6 yrears of regret ba .

day 3

went dragon boating , was so fun can , saw all the muscular guys , so determined to have a body as nice as theirs in the near future . the beach activities were not bad la , but pretty disgusting , and what do you know , captain sparriw won the sand sculpting contest , thanks to audi's great speech . whahaha . went back for campfire which i found to be a bore , all except lionels group , his rendeition of the titanic was hilarious , made the audience roll around in laughter , all except the leadership department , but in my hearts they were winners .

day 4

woke up and went to east coast park to build sandcastles , was the most fun part of ltc i guess , i loved the connnecting wall which i made , my hard work +sand = a beautiful work of art :D:D reached school and chionged home to sleep , was going to malaysia tml :D:D:D:D


malaysia day 1

reached school and boarded the bus , sat with lionel , the bus ride was damn long la , but it was fun , when we reached our training grounds , we were all damn angry la , ever heard of outdoor floorball , damn the malaysian counterpart , we felt extremely cheated la , and our poor stick were paying the price . after training went to KLCC for some shopping , shared the pizza hut meal with lionel , each person 12 bucks , and we got 2 bowls of soup , 2 pepsi , 1 bowl of pasta and half a regular pizza , shiok right . went back to the hotel , had a nice conversation with lionel , tink we are closer now eh ? hey he looks dman nerdy with his spec on , and guess what , his hair is super thick la , wha piang , think until like a bush . hahaha

day 2

woke up early for our morning run , was pretty much a waste of time , but it help work up a appetite for our buffet breakfast after that . after that we went to the conference room for talks , and we got entertained by lionel haha , after lunch we went for our friendly match . true enough , our malaysia counter part did not fail to dissappoint us , while we were suppose to play a under 19 team , we played a mixure oif national team players and expats . scored twice , was pretty happy with my performance , but the malaysian side should relaly stop playing the game due to lousy sportsmanship and a poor attitude to match . went back to the hotel and slept early

day 3

our last day in malaysia , was so sad , so gonna miss the hotel room and the food . the bus ride back was hell long as usual , and guess what the bus uncle was showing us pirates of the carribean 3 , on his tv , pro eh ?

after 7 non stop days of travel away from home , i relaly appreciate my bed right now .


giving up on "politics", seems like i just aint cut out for her eh , haiz , another story with a sad ending . goodnessgracious me , i might just be giving up on love once again :c