Oh man next week is my mid years and i have onli started stuyding chem , so gonna die man . but nvm i am happy that i enjoyed my holidys while they were here . So i predict when i get back my results , miss lai will be breathing now my neck , Mr chua will be wondering what in the world has happened to his sports scholar , and miss seah wondering , glendon's floorball skills got deprove since the absence of training or not ? Safe to say that my floorball skills wont deprove , but i definitely have booked my appointment at the annual 2007 Post Mid Year Examination Meet The Parents Session . haha .

Amidst the stressful environment , i bear good news , first , i don fell stressed at all , sad to say there are surely some crumbling under the self-imposed pressure of DIE DIE MUST DO WELL syndrome , second i ve found a really good joke that i hope will cheer u guys up :d here it goes

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. Theanswer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look atthe different religions that exist in the world today.Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then numbe rtwo must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting anymore souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting"Oh my God."


So if this ques comes out for our mid year chem paper , don't say you were not taught the answer :D

i finally understood why she didnt like me again , because , 好马不吃回头草 .
wonder how many of u will get it ?