Eatism - is it for u ?

I was asked by my dear friend today about which religion i did follow . I didn't have one so we started talking about religion and stuff , then i came upon the thought of , what if i could create my own religion ?

Then i thought of Eatism :)

Eatism is the practice where one eats ; when he wants ; what he wants ; where he wants ; how he wants . Evolution of society has resulted in consumption procedure of food being so boring and predictable , so localised , so scheduled . A simple example , we mostly eat sharkfin when we are outside , we always add either pepper and vinegar , it has to be eaten at a restaurant or sorts and it has to be dinner. So boring right . With Eatism , u can eat anything , anytime , anyplace , anyway you like :D

There are a few simple rules to follow in Eatism. All the rules are in place to give maximum eating pleasure , yet simple and easy to remember.

Rule (1)

Never allow your social status to influence your choice of foods. Don't think whether others will look down on you because of ur food choice. It may be weird to them and they prolly find it the degrading to eat it. But as long as u like it , care not and just gulp it down and recommend it to your frens, chances are they might like it too :D

Rule (2)

Never allow what people say influence whether u are gonna eat something or not. Everyone has different taste and prefernce. As long as something does not suit your taste, regardless of any external forces stick to your decision of not eating it. Eg: if u know the steam cow cakes your friend is recommending you to it will eventually find its way back up and on to the floor, no matter what he says, don't eat it. Peer pressure will be the biggest reason to breaking this rule, but remember, you know ur taste buds better then your pal does.

Rule (3)


Go all out to get the food you want. Spare no expense or effort to get to any food you crave for. The reward of chowing down that tasty morsel well compensates the effort used to attain it , NO MATTER HOW BIG THE EFFORT IS . When u go through all the trouble to get the food you desire, the food will taste extra nice.





Rule (4)



Never eat food that taste bad . Eating spoilt food or food that taste bad will not onli make u unhealthy, it will affect your taste buds and in extreme cases numb them. Without your tastes buds functioning at their best, how are u gonna enjoy your food to the maximum? Take care of your buds, their the only ones you got.



Rule (5)



the last and final rule, which make be ignored if your metabolism allows it , eat in moderation. No matter how nice something is, don't eat 100 servings of it la . Eat so much sure become some fatty. serious !!! singaporeans are a prime example of this . Notice all the "chubby" primary school boys who weigh heavier then me on the streets, (nope its not that they all wanna grow up and be Santa Claus) they've just had 100 ham-burgers too many la. Eat so much of something nice and you will soon get sian of it too. You try eating 30 plates of sashimi at one go ( just because sakae offers buffet ) and your when your friend offers you a piece of ikan billis , i bao jia you will merlion.





* refer to post about orlando bloom for meaning of merlion.



Follow the above 5 rules and u are well on your way to attaining eating nirvada. Live by the motto " Wah e jia simi , jiu jia simi lor ", meaning " I will eat what i want to eat" . Just for the people who die die think a religion need a god to worship , i don have a god for u to pray too , but i do have a prime example of someone who has already enjoyed the benefits of practicing Eatism.































And yes he even named himself after his favourite food :D