compass lesson on sexuality education

Woots i am back , recently i am sure everyone in mjc year2 had a sex talk during compass la , which i think was absolutely redandunt . sure we may fall into the age groups where people tend " to make the biggest mistakes of our lives" but then again we already made the " biggest mistake of our lives" by chosing to go go jc right , instantly subscribing to 2 years worth of time magazine , 2 years of awfully hard test which are so damn hard to score , tonnes of tutorials , breakneck exams ....... and since we learnt in maths that (-ve) multiplied by (-ve) gives us a positive





shouldn't we just do the opposite of the compass lesson ? haha at least in terms of biology , u would have been successful cause u procreated and passed on ur jeans opps genes . ok enough rubbish back to my main topic

firstly right , the compass lesson talked about how we should maintain a healthy relationship , and since everyone has forgot what they were about here's a gentle reminder



guess what , if there have been relationship problems since the time of the t rex , i don think a simple 50 min compass lesson will salvage the situation , but we should still commend our teachers for trying their best right . maybe MOT should have used this pic for an example .

digressing from the sex talk we started a heated debate on issues all related to sex and relationships . firstly Mr tan said all guys want sex in a relationship, made us guys sound so horrible right , but its not our fault ma , its inbuild in us . i can prove it !!!!

look at that kid man , barely able to run properly and his already banging!!! wooo you go boy , trying to give his parents a grandchild for their birthday;) see gals its not our fault that certain guys just wanna have sex , we were , apparently , made this way :D

then we started talking about lesbians and gays . and i commented by saying society is not fair la , when we see lesbian making out , we don really get irk out by it but when we see certain race of construction workers groping each other's asses on the subway , everyone gets so hyped up and go " wha u know that day hor i saw ****** guy groping his fren's ass lei , so gay can " i admit its gross but must be fair ma , cha bo mo ka chang we see and enjoy , so ta po mo ka chang we also must try to and enjoy la , regardless of colour . if too dark cannot see ask them on light.

throughout the whole sex talk , confirm each class got some hormone crazed siao kia which will get damn high the moment ur teacher talks about sex . My class was no different la, innocent chubby was so high that day . everytime the teacher who ask us:

how should we behave in a relationship

sure answer :

he will surely contribute to our stagnating poplulation size when he grows up :D dunno why some people so high during the talk la . i on the other hand was like so bored , nope not because i am experienced but because my dear teacher kept looking at me when he was emphasizing certain points . for example

Guys don try and have sex with you gf ........

Don hanky panky cause it will lead to sex ...

without fail my teacher will surely look at me when saying such stuff . KNS condem me just because i have a gf . u think all couples do when they are together is attempt to have sex ah , really screwed logic la .ignored my teacher's constant attempts to put me down . i think the class could tell he was being a retard la . like that time in class , during bio lesson , when i was telling another teacher that singapore snowed b4 , he went " u must have told that story to impress someone right ;)"

what the hell la , which idiot will go up to a gal and say:

"hey babe did u yer know there was snow in singapore 5 years back "

at that instant i swore singapore almost snowed again. back to the topic , yep the sex talk was full of fun and laughter and kept emphasising the point that we shouldn;t have sex . so well now we know why singapore has a declining population , all because of compass lessons like these :D